Submitted by Malia, Southern California

This is what happens when you live in California and have no yard, you build UP. As much as I want to believe these people are good people and just over-celebrate their Christmas cheer, I’m just creeped out by this display.

Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses

Submitted by Kathy, California

This family is a little ski crazy. Instead of making a fake scene they should spend more time actually on the slopes. Christmas decorating is a hobby for someone without a REAL hobby!

Violations: Fallen Figurines/Drive-by Shooting Victims, Griswold Family, More is Not Less, WTH: What The Heck

This tree is beautiful but all the stuff behind it is just too much. It’s sort of like when someone throws a dinner party with an italian menu and then decides to also throw in some Chinese food, Mexican food and Cajun food also.

Violations: More is Not Less, Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, Seizur-ific

Three years ago we vowed to never pick on the Christmas elves but helicopters are fair game. Every year we see more and more of these. Who exactly is going to fly in that thing, Jesus? We know Santa’s big butt isn’t going in that thing let alone leaving the ground! Oh, and shouldn’t there be one more “Ho” on the roof?

Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, More is Not Less, WTH: What The Heck

Submitted by Matt, Omaha, Nebraska

What is with the gingerbread militia? One group is disguised to be a band and the rest are about to slide down the roof to take on the snowmen. Please, God, don’t let it be true that those figurines can come to life at night…

Violations: Multiple Clauses, Snowman In-Laws, Griswold Family, POW: Prisoners of a Wall, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less

Submitted by the Liquori Family, Long Island, New York

Whoa! Liquori Family, this is out of control! What’s the story here?

Violations: WTH: What The Heck, Unharmonious Arrangement, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman In-laws

Submitted by Stephen, Small Town, Ohio
Violations: More is Not Less, Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family