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Violations: King Kong Complex, Unharmonious Arrangement, WTH: What The Heck
This family is a little ski crazy. Instead of making a fake scene they should spend more time actually on the slopes. Christmas decorating is a hobby for someone without a REAL hobby!
Violations: Fallen Figurines/Drive-by Shooting Victims, Griswold Family, More is Not Less, WTH: What The Heck
Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, More is Not Less, WTH: What The Heck
Reminiscent of Christmas 2007. I wonder what’s going to happen to these deer as the month goes on, will the top of the tree also light up near the end of December? Most importantly, what is coming out of the rear-end of the 2nd deer? He might want to get that checked out.
Violations: WTH: What The Heck
Violations: Fallen Figurines/Drive-by Shooting Victims, Multiple Clauses, WTH: What The Heck (Is that a red ribbon?)
Whoa! Liquori Family, this is out of control! What’s the story here?
Violations: WTH: What The Heck, Unharmonious Arrangement, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman In-laws
Look! Another Christmas Helicopter has landed! This is Christmas Helicopter #3… Although there appear to be hundreds of inflatables, there are only 32.
Violations: Unharmonious Arrangement, WTH: What The Heck, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman In-laws