I can see you…no matter WHERE you are! Christmas is supposed to be about joy, not intimidation and scary inflatables.

Violations: King Kong Complex, Unharmonious Arrangement, WTH: What The Heck

Submitted by Malia, Southern California

This is what happens when you live in California and have no yard, you build UP. As much as I want to believe these people are good people and just over-celebrate their Christmas cheer, I’m just creeped out by this display.

Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses

Submitted by Jenny K., Meridianville, Alabama

It’s so hard to know what to say here. The common theme appears to be trees, wait…snowmen. No, snowflakes? White lights? Deer? It’s hard saying what this scene is set up to be. We’ll just file this under the idea that all inflatables and lights were on sale and we couldn’t decide which one to get.

Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Snowman In-Laws, Unharmonious Arrangement

Submitted by Matt, Omaha, Nebraska

What is with the gingerbread militia? One group is disguised to be a band and the rest are about to slide down the roof to take on the snowmen. Please, God, don’t let it be true that those figurines can come to life at night…

Violations: Multiple Clauses, Snowman In-Laws, Griswold Family, POW: Prisoners of a Wall, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less

Submitted by Bob, Santa Barabara, California

This one deserves a little ditty I came up with (yes, I did have some inspiration from the good old Bob Batz Jr).”Up on the rooftop wise men pause. Out from the womb jumps good old Jesus Claus. Down thru the chimney with Christmas Light pollution noise. All for the neighbor’s Christmas joys”.

Violations: POW: Prisoners of a Wall, Unharmonious Arrangement, Frequent Lighter Card, WTH: What The Heck, King Kong Complex, Seizur-ific, More is Not Less, Intermingling

Submitted by the Liquori Family, Long Island, New York

Whoa! Liquori Family, this is out of control! What’s the story here?

Violations: WTH: What The Heck, Unharmonious Arrangement, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman In-laws

Submitted by Dreya

Look! Another Christmas Helicopter has landed! This is Christmas Helicopter #3… Although there appear to be hundreds of inflatables, there are only 32.

Violations: Unharmonious Arrangement, WTH: What The Heck, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman In-laws