We can look on the BRIGHT SIDE here, that tackiness has nothing to do with Walmart quality decorations. The soldiers standing guard are a bit threatening to visitors though!Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less,

I can see you…no matter WHERE you are! Christmas is supposed to be about joy, not intimidation and scary inflatables.Violations: King Kong Complex, Unharmonious Arrangement, WTH: What The Heck

Submitted by Malia, Southern CaliforniaThis is what happens when you live in California and have no yard, you build UP. As much as I want to believe these people are good people and just over-celebrate their Christmas cheer, I’m just creeped out by this display.Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses

Submitted by Kathy, California
This family is a little ski crazy. Instead of making a fake scene they should spend more time actually on the slopes. Christmas decorating is a hobby for someone without a REAL hobby!Violations: Fallen Figurines/Drive-by Shooting Victims, Griswold Family, More is Not Less, WTH: What The Heck

This tree is beautiful but all the stuff behind it is just too much. It’s sort of like when someone throws a dinner party with an italian menu and then decides to also throw in some Chinese food, Mexican food and Cajun food also.Violations: More is Not Less, Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, Seizur-ific

The last time I saw penguins and flamingos anywhere near eachother was at a zoo. This looks like it’s not going to be pretty.

Violations: Intermingling, Unharmonious Arrangement

Three years ago we vowed to never pick on the Christmas elves but helicopters are fair game. Every year we see more and more of these. Who exactly is going to fly in that thing, Jesus? We know Santa’s big butt isn’t going in that thing let alone leaving the ground! Oh, and shouldn’t there be one more “Ho” on the roof?Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, More is Not Less, WTH: What The Heck

One would think that the nature of this decoration would leave little room for criticism. I mean really, plug in, and inflate, shazam! However, what is going on with the sheep in the corner? Why is Mary so surprised, wasn’t the surprise like 9 months ago? Oh, I get it; the phantom candy cane wielding ghost has just hooked the sheep!Violations: Fallen Figurines/Drive-by Shooting Victims, Intermingling, Why Bother

Submitted by Jenny K., Meridianville, AlabamaIt’s so hard to know what to say here. The common theme appears to be trees, wait…snowmen. No, snowflakes? White lights? Deer? It’s hard saying what this scene is set up to be. We’ll just file this under the idea that all inflatables and lights were on sale and we couldn’t decide which one to get.Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Snowman In-Laws, Unharmonious Arrangement

This one has found it’s way into my mailbox at least 20 times so I guess it’s time to post it. Perhaps linked to laziness or maybe it’s just a case of “The Economy”. As much as we like it, we must dish out the typical lazy man voilation: Why BotherNow that I’ve posted it, STOP SENDING IT! 😉