We can look on the BRIGHT SIDE here, that tackiness has nothing to do with Walmart quality decorations. The soldiers standing guard are a bit threatening to visitors though!Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less,

Submitted by Malia, Southern CaliforniaThis is what happens when you live in California and have no yard, you build UP. As much as I want to believe these people are good people and just over-celebrate their Christmas cheer, I’m just creeped out by this display.Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses

This tree is beautiful but all the stuff behind it is just too much. It’s sort of like when someone throws a dinner party with an italian menu and then decides to also throw in some Chinese food, Mexican food and Cajun food also.Violations: More is Not Less, Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, Seizur-ific

Three years ago we vowed to never pick on the Christmas elves but helicopters are fair game. Every year we see more and more of these. Who exactly is going to fly in that thing, Jesus? We know Santa’s big butt isn’t going in that thing let alone leaving the ground! Oh, and shouldn’t there be one more “Ho” on the roof?Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family, More is Not Less, WTH: What The Heck

Submitted by Jenny K., Meridianville, AlabamaIt’s so hard to know what to say here. The common theme appears to be trees, wait…snowmen. No, snowflakes? White lights? Deer? It’s hard saying what this scene is set up to be. We’ll just file this under the idea that all inflatables and lights were on sale and we couldn’t decide which one to get.Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Snowman In-Laws, Unharmonious Arrangement

Submitted by Matt, Omaha, NebraskaWhat is with the gingerbread militia? One group is disguised to be a band and the rest are about to slide down the roof to take on the snowmen. Please, God, don’t let it be true that those figurines can come to life at night…Violations: Multiple Clauses, Snowman In-Laws, Griswold Family, POW: Prisoners of a Wall, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less

Submitted by Bob, Santa Barabara, CaliforniaThis one deserves a little ditty I came up with (yes, I did have some inspiration from the good old Bob Batz Jr).”Up on the rooftop wise men pause. Out from the womb jumps good old Jesus Claus. Down thru the chimney with Christmas Light pollution noise. All for the neighbor’s Christmas joys”.Violations: POW: Prisoners of a Wall, Unharmonious Arrangement, Frequent Lighter Card, WTH: What The Heck, King Kong Complex, Seizur-ific, More is Not Less, Intermingling

Submitted by the Liquori Family, Long Island, New YorkWhoa! Liquori Family, this is out of control! What’s the story here?Violations: WTH: What The Heck, Unharmonious Arrangement, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman In-laws

Submitted by Stephen, Small Town, Ohio
Violations: More is Not Less, Frequent Lighter Card, Griswold Family

During the holiday season, whenever we drive by, we salute this house and the ”Brigade” as we’ve come to know them. This year there is some major organization to this unit but in years past Jesus joined the snowmen and Mary and Joseph were with Santa and the reindeer.

Violations: Snowman In-Laws, Multiple Clauses, slight Frequent Lighter Card