Violation: Why Bother

Submitted by Sean, KansasReminiscent of Christmas 2007. I wonder what’s going to happen to these deer as the month goes on, will the top of the tree also light up near the end of December? Most importantly, what is coming out of the rear-end of the 2nd deer? He might want to get that checked out.Violations: WTH: What The Heck

Submitted by Matt, Omaha, NebraskaWhat is with the gingerbread militia? One group is disguised to be a band and the rest are about to slide down the roof to take on the snowmen. Please, God, don’t let it be true that those figurines can come to life at night…Violations: Multiple Clauses, Snowman In-Laws, Griswold Family, POW: Prisoners of a Wall, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less

Submitted by Bob, Santa Barabara, CaliforniaThis one deserves a little ditty I came up with (yes, I did have some inspiration from the good old Bob Batz Jr).”Up on the rooftop wise men pause. Out from the womb jumps good old Jesus Claus. Down thru the chimney with Christmas Light pollution noise. All for the neighbor’s Christmas joys”.Violations: POW: Prisoners of a Wall, Unharmonious Arrangement, Frequent Lighter Card, WTH: What The Heck, King Kong Complex, Seizur-ific, More is Not Less, Intermingling

Santa and friends appear to be passed out cold? A little too much egg nog?Violations: Fallen Figurines/Drive-by Shooting Victims, Multiple Clauses, WTH: What The Heck (Is that a red ribbon?)

Okay, here’s the plan — nevermind, we don’t have a plan. Oh, and someone may or may not have fallen off the roof while hanging on to the blueish lights.Violations: Why Bother

Submitted by the Liquori Family, Long Island, New YorkWhoa! Liquori Family, this is out of control! What’s the story here?Violations: WTH: What The Heck, Unharmonious Arrangement, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman In-laws

Apparently at the north pole. Must have been cold in the stable.Violation: Intermingling

Violations: Why Bother

Submitted by DreyaLook! Another Christmas Helicopter has landed! This is Christmas Helicopter #3… Although there appear to be hundreds of inflatables, there are only 32.Violations: Unharmonious Arrangement, WTH: What The Heck, King Kong Complex, More is Not Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman In-laws